What I've Got

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, Quick
pour me 12 drinks.
So the bartender pours him 12 shots and the guy starts shooting them back really
fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, Boy, you are
drinking those
drinks really fast.
The guys says, Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had
what I've got.
The bartender says, What've you got?
The guy says, 75 cents.