A man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could
be heard deep into the night the man would shout,
"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They
believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange
occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The man liked the
fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His
wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to
party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her
safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig
his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the
rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down…
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