Obama Look Alike

This is Obama look alike from Indonesia. What do you think? Can he be a double for Obama to help the secret service protect the real Obama? :P

Obama Look Alike

Is America Ready for Barack Obama?

Is America finally ready for a black pres id ent? That's a question many people are asking these days, as Senator Barack Obama takes the firststeps toward a potential run for the White House in 2008. Obama, 45, born in Hawaii to a Kenyan father and white American mother, is a popular figure and rising star in the Democratic Party, but faces several hurdle as he seeks to become the first pres id ent in U.S. history to understand what Jesse Jackson is saying. Perhaps the biggest hurdle will be his name, which some Americans are already confusing with another well-known name, as a CNN reporter discovered while interviewing people on the streets of New York .

Reporter: "What do you think of Barack Obama?"

M id dle-aged man: "I think we should be trying harder to capture him. What are we doing in Iraq when Obama is still out there, still a threat to America ?"

Reporter: "No, I mean Barack Obama from Chicago . What do you think of him?"

M id dle-aged man: "You mean he's in Chicago now? How d id he get into the country? Don't tell me he came through Mexico ! We really need to tighten our borders."

When it was revealed that Obama's m id dle name is Hussein, many more people were confused, as the CNN reporter found out on the streets of Atlanta .

Reporter: "What do you think of Barack Hussein Obama?"

Thirty-something man: "He got what was coming to him, that's all I can say. He committed crimes against humanity and got what he deserved. Idon'tf eel sorry for him at all."

Reporter: "No, I mean Barack Hussein Obama from Chicago ."

Thirty-something man: "You mean he was from Chicago ? How the heck d id he get to be pres id ent of Iraq ? Come to think of it, I d id notice a slight Chicago accent. Too bad he d id n't live for a few more weeks. He could have watched the Bears in the Super Bowl."

Barack Obama may seem like a fairly easy name to remember, but even some of his supporters are h avi ng trouble with it, as the CNN reporter discovered on the streets of Chicago .

Reporter: "May I ask whom you plan to vote for in 2008?"

Twenty-year- old man: "I really like that guy, what's his name, Obrack Barama."

Reporter: "What about you, Sir? Who gets your vote in 2008?"

Nineteen-year- old man: "Your Mama."

Reporter: "Pardon me?"

Nineteen-year- old man: "Broke Your Mama. That's who I'm voting for.Broke Your Mama."

Reporter: "Oh, I see. And what about you, Miss?"

Twenty-one-year- old woman: "Me? I'm voting for ... uh ... Baroque Alabama".

Obama may overcome the confusion and concerns over his name, but it'll be harder to overcome racism. I'd like to think that the majority of Americans and certainly the vast majority of the younger generation --don't have a racist bone in their bodies or are at least taking medication for it. But it often takes just a small number of votes to sway an election. The 2004 pres id ential election was so close, John Kerry would have beaten George Bush if he had merely convinced everyone named 'John' to vote for him. The 2000 election was even closer. Al Gore would have beaten Bush if he had merely convinced Larry King's ex-wives to vote for him. If Obama gets the Democratic Party's nomination, bus loads of white supremacists may show up at the polls.

Reporter: "May I ask whom you're voting for?"

Supremacist: "What kind of (bleep) question is that? The white guy, of course."

Reporter: "So you agree with him about Iraq ?"

Supremacist: "Of course I do.. Our country doesn't need Iraq Boboma --or whatever his name is."

The Wrinkled Nightgown

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary,
so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"


Can You Figure These Out?

  1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

    Which room is safest for him?

  2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

    How can this be?

  3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

  4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

  5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

Try to do so without any coaching!

DON'T PEEK...

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

ANSWERS:


  1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

  2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

  3. Charcoal

  4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

  5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

__________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
__________
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
__________

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
__________
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
__________

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
__________

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
__________
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
__________
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
__________

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
__________

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
__________
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
__________

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

Marriage Anecdote

01 Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

02 The most effective way to remember your spouse's birthday is to forget it once.

03 Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now, I catch her in my pockets.

04 Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

05 For a lot of people, marriage is a three-ring circus. You have the engagement-ring, the wedding-ring, and the suffe-ring.

06 Married life is very frustrating!! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

07 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

08 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

09 A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his wife, "Pack your bags. I've won the lottery!" The wife excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?" He says,
"Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

10 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

11 Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.

12 A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it, because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

13 A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub.

14 Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

15 NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner? SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices? NEWLYWED: Yes and no.

School Jokes

Teacher : Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Student : Today and Tommorow

Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?


Today my teacher yelled at me for something that I didn't do
What was that?
My homework
:P

Teacher: James where is your homework?
James : I ate it
Teacher: WHY?
James : Because you said it was a piece of cake!



Little Johnny Stands Up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Interesting Aspects of Life Warren Buffet

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

  1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
  2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
  3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
    Very modest, eh? :)
  4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
    Well, did someone planning on doing evil thing after reading this? :P
  5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world’s largest private jet company.
  6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO’s only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder’s money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
  7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
  8. Bill Gates, the world’s richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
  9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk..
    Who said we need to invest in high technology?
His advice to young people: ‘Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:
A. Money doesn’t create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don’t do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don’t go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don’t waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it’s your life, then why give chance to others to rule our life.’

Technorati technorati tags: , , , , , ,


10 Ways to Get Rich from by Warren Buffett

With an estimated fortune of $62 billion, Warren Buffett is the richest man in the entire world. In 1962, when he began buying stock in Berkshire Hathaway, a share cost $7.50. Today, Buffett, 78, is Berkshire’s chairman and CEO, and one share of the company’s class A stock is worth close to $119,000. He credits his astonishing success to several key strategies, which he has shared with writer Alice Schroeder.

No. 1: Reinvest Your Profits
When you first make money, you may be tempted to spend it. Don’t. Instead, reinvest the profits. Buffett learned this early on. In high school, he and a pal bought a pinball machine to put in a barbershop. With the money they earned, they bought more machines until they had eight in different shops. When the friends sold the venture, Buffett used the proceeds to buy stocks and to start another small business.

No. 2: Be Willing to Be Different

Don’t base your decisions upon what everyone is saying or doing. When Buffett began managing money in 1956 with $100,000 cobbled together from a handful of investors, he was dubbed an oddball. He worked in Omaha, not on Wall Street, and he refused to tell his partners where he was putting their money. People predicted that he’d fail, but when he closed his partnership 14 years later, it was worth more than $100 million.

No. 3: Never Suck Your Thumb

Gather in advance any information you need to make a decision, and ask a friend or relative to make sure that you stick to a deadline. Buffett prides himself on swiftly making up his mind and acting on it. He calls any unnecessary sitting and thinking “thumb-sucking.”

No. 4: Spell Out the Deal Before You Start

Your bargaining leverage is always greatest before you begin a job — that’s when you have something to offer that the other party wants. Buffett learned this lesson the hard way as a kid, when his grandfather Ernest hired him and a friend to dig out the family grocery store after a blizzard. The boys spent five hours shoveling until they could barely straighten their frozen hands. Afterward, his grandfather gave the pair less than 90 cents to split.

No. 5: Watch Small Expenses
Buffett invests in businesses run by managers who obsess over the tiniest costs. He once acquired a company whose owner counted the sheets in rolls of 500-sheet toilet paper to see if he was being cheated (he was). He also admired a friend who painted only the side of his office building that faced the road.

No. 6: Limit What You Borrow

Buffett has never borrowed a significant amount — not to invest, not for a mortgage. He has gotten many heartrending letters from people who thought their borrowing was manageable but became overwhelmed by debt. His advice: Negotiate with creditors to pay what you can. Then, when you’re debt-free, work on saving some money that you can use to invest.

No. 7: Be Persistent

With tenacity and ingenuity, you can win against a more established competitor. Buffett acquired the Nebraska Furniture Mart in 1983 because he liked the way its founder, Rose Blumkin, did business. A Russian immigrant, she built the mart from a pawnshop into the largest furniture store in North America. Her strategy was to undersell the big shots, and she was a merciless negotiator.

No. 8: Know When to Quit

Once, when Buffett was a teen, he went to the racetrack. He bet on a race and lost. To recoup his funds, he bet on another race. He lost again, leaving him with close to nothing. He felt sick — he had squandered nearly a week’s earnings. Buffett never repeated that mistake.

No. 9: Assess the Risks

In 1995, the employer of Buffett’s son, Howie, was accused by the FBI of price-fixing. Buffett advised Howie to imagine the worst- and best-case scenarios if he stayed with the company. His son quickly realized that the risks of staying far outweighed any potential gains, and he quit the next day.

No. 10: Know What Success Really Means
Despite his wealth, Buffett does not measure success by dollars. In 2006, he pledged to give away almost his entire fortune to charities, primarily the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. He’s adamant about not funding monuments to himself—no Warren Buffett buildings or halls. “When you get to my age, you’ll measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you. That’s the ultimate test of how you’ve lived your life.”

Technorati technorati tags: , , , , , , , ,


The Fortune Teller

During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

Wedding Jokes

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"


---------------------------------


A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need.

---------------------------------

A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife.

---------------------------------

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!


God's Answer to Our Prayers....

This is a must read. A very wise answer for all of us that whose prayers hasn't been answered.

God's Answer to Our Prayers

Obama Muslim Faith



This is a recap from an ABC show when Barack Obama slips up on ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos and refers to his "muslim faith"

Technorati technorati tags: , , , , ,

9/11 Divorce Disaster

Funny Pictures
This is a piece of a news after the 9/11 tragedy. The man was lucky, but not lucky enough to save his marriage lol... :P And to make it better I'm posting it on the blog, September 11th as well....

Technorati technorati tags: , , , , , ,

Powerhouse Trailer



If this doesnt make you buy precious metals, I don't know what will :)

an interesting video on the worthless value of the US Dollar, or so people say

PS: thats real money bills, not fake one ;)

Technorati technorati tags: , , , , , , ,

MInuscule - Ladybird Love Story

One Stroke

This is done all with one stroke. Take a look at the copyright. Cool isn't it? Starts at the tip of the nose and ended below. Take a closer look by clicking the image.

Interesting FactsTechnorati technorati tags: , , , ,

Funny Poems

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack :-)


God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU :-)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far :-)

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you? :-)

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo :-)
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you :-)

When your life is in the darkness,
Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

Funny Obama Song

Funny Obama Song


OBAMA SONG " OBAMA BAMA BAMA " DANCE MIX



Obama on the Run



Related Posts with Thumbnails