An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to
leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time with
the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air
to sober himself up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decidedto
crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he
stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door
and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried one more time
to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he
quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head
hit the pillow. He awoke the next morning to his wife standing over
"So, you've been out drinking again!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called — you left your wheelchair there again."