How to save the airlines an outstanding Idea!

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place, replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and
haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin and, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that
we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

The terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if
we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?


Bill Clinton

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