Just Laugh at Santa

1. Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

2. Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

3. On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

4. Doctor to patient : Y o u will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

5. 2 santa were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
banta: Dont worry, I have a one more.

6. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Santa : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

7. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

8. Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

9. Boss : Where were you born ?
santa : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


10. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

11. How will you destroy a submarine full of santas?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it