Appraisal Vs Resignation

Marvellous Explanation!

A newly-joined chemist asks his boss

" What is the meaning of appraisal ? "

Boss :
" Do you know the meaning of resignation ? "

Chemist :
" Yes, I do. "

Boss :
" So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation. "

Appraisal Resignation

In an appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In a resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

During an appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even a 5% pay hike.

In a resignation meeting you can easily demand ( or get more without asking ) more than 50-60% pay-hike !

During an appraisal, they will deny promotion saying that you did not meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and that you had several drawbacks in reaching objective/goal.

During resignation, they'll say you are the core member of the team; that you are the vision of the company, and so " How can you go ? "; you have to take the project on your shoulders and lead your juniors to success.

There is a 90% chance of not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is a 90% chance of getting an immediate pay-hike after you put in your resignation.

Chemist : " Yes, boss, good enough. Now I know what to do.
When you are about to do my appraisal, I will resign.

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