Things we learn from the movies

Things we learn from the movies,

  1. During all police investigations it is necessary to visit a stripclub at least once
  2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to waist level on man, but all the way to armpit level on the woman lying beside him.
  3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
  4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
  5. You can travel to any part of a building through its ventilation system, and no one will ever find you there.
  6. You will always have ammunition to reload a gun - even if you haven't carried any.
  7. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
  8. To pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
  9. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
  10. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
  11. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.All phone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

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