How Do Crazy people Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Why Don't Blind people like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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