School Jokes

Teacher : Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Student : Today and Tommorow

Who's there?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

Today my teacher yelled at me for something that I didn't do
What was that?
My homework

Teacher: James where is your homework?
James : I ate it
Teacher: WHY?
James : Because you said it was a piece of cake!

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