Funny Poems

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack :-)


God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU :-)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far :-)

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you? :-)

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo :-)
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you :-)

When your life is in the darkness,
Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!