Ladies, Be careful of who is standing next to you

Ladies,

Be careful of who is standing next to you.

It is happening in Malaysia, not only Japan

Wait till you see this! Keep on reading.... I bet you're gonna be angry if you're a girl... And if you're a man, please have some dignity and don't be such a jerk! Think what if this is happening to your mother, sister, friends, or even your beloved girlfriend.


I have edit the picture because i don't think it's appropriate to upload this but i bet you all can understand what the picture is before editing. The man that did this is a scumbag..... please becareful and try not to wear any kind of these short skirt unless it's really important or you can wear a tight pants under it.

Office Girls or just girls, DO NOT CROSS YOUR LEGS !!!

Just for the sake of those who do not understand Chinese:

With reference from the attached pictures, for those who often cross their legs when sitting down for a long period of time, 3 unhealthy things will happen to them:

1) Their backbone tends to become "C" shape.
2) They will have neck aches and backaches on one side.
3) For ladies, their shoulder will tend to slant one sided causing their bra strap to slip down the slanted shoulder.

Office girls who cross their legs, please take note!

Paris Hilton in Action

Paris Hilton for cute close up
Paris Hilton style for the man magazine?

Paris Hilton for the red carpet

Paris Hilton for the clubbing

Paris Hilton for the magz cover

Cute Little Bunnies

The twin little bunny
The gray little bunny

The natural bunny type

The black baby bunny

The brown baby bunny

The fur ball baby bunny

The sleeping baby bunny

The white baby bunny

The golden baby bunny

The Value Of Ten Dollars

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair 2007 every year. Every year Stumpy would
say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go. ok The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

The Scotch Expert

A man traveling on business, walks into a local pub, sits down and asks the bartender for a shot of 25 year old scotch.The bar keep looking to have a little fun, and make a few extra dollars, pours the guy a shot of bar brand scotch.

The businessman taking his first sip, realizes feb this is not what he ordered, calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, do you remember what I ordered".

"Why certainly sir", says the bartender, "You wanted 28 a shot of 25 year old scotch".

"That is correct", replies the customer. "The scotch you served, can't be more than 2 years old".

The bartender apologies, and goes off to correct his mistake. A little upset for being caught, the bartender again tries to fool his customer, by pouring him a shot of 12 year old scotch. After his first taste of the scotch, he immediately again knew, this was not the beverage of his choice.

So once again, he calls over the bartender, oam to verify his drink order. "Bartender, can you tell me again what I ordered".

"Yes sir, you ordered a shot of my 25 year old scotch".

"Again that is correct". But unfortunately, the scotch you served is not more than 12 years old".

At this point he bartender is impressed, and realizes the guy is a true connoisseur of scotch whiskey, and goes off to get his 25 year old scotch. With savoring only a few drops, the man knew he finally got what he ordered, and comments to the bartender, "Now this is, 25 year old scotch".

The local drunk who witnessed 21 everything, turns to the businessman and says, "Hey buddy,
try this drink. The traveler not wanting any trouble, takes the 006 glass from the drunk, and gives a taste.

Immediately, the guy spits it out, and screams, "My god man, 22 this is urine".

"Thats right", yells the drunk, "But How Old am I".

Whatcha Got There?

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

The old man says "What you gonna 05 do with that?"

The boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

The old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes 26 walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

The old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back "Roll of duck 20 tape."

The old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

The boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees 006 the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

The old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy says "It's a pussfy willow."

The old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat".

Fresh Oysters

A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach.
"What did you eat for dinner last night?" asked the doctor.
"Oysters," she said.
"Fresh oysters?" asked the doctor.
"How should I know?" said the lady
"Well," asked the doctor, "couldn't you tell when you took off the
shells?"
"My Gosh," gasped the lady. "Are you supposed to take off the shells?"

Funny Signs part 3

Funny Signs part 2

Funny Signs part 1

Mothers' Sixth Sense

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The mother replies,"I don't like her."

Don't after a Meal

Don't after a Meal
1
Don't smoke Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
2
Don't eat fruits immediately Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.
3
Don't drink tea Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
4
Don't loosen your belt Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.
5
Don't bathe Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
6
Don't walk about People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
7
Don't sleep immediately The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

God's Alphabet

lthough things are not perfect,
ecause of trial or pain,
ontinue in thanksgiving,
o not begin to blame.
ven when the times are hard,
ierce winds are bound to blow,

od is forever able,
old on to what you know.
magine life without His love,
oy would cease to be.
eep thanking Him for all the things,
ove imparts to thee.
ove out of "Camp Complaining,"
o weapon that is known,
n earth can yield the power,
raise can do alone.
uit looking at the future,
edeem the time at hand.
tart every day with worship,
o "thank" is a command.
ntil we see Him coming,
V ictorious in the sky,
e'll run the race with gratitude,
alting God most high.
es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad but,
ion waits in glory, where none are ever sad! "

I AM Too Blessed to be Stressed!"

The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.

The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.

Love and peace be wih you forever,
Amen.

PS: GOD LOVES YOU.