...Monkey Business...

Q: What do you do with a blue monkey?
A: Cheer it up!

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing. Bananas don't talk!

Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?
A: They tell people jokes!

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
A. Because he wanted to catch his breath.

Q. What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A. A monkey!

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. Because he had to take care of some monkey business!

Q. What side of a monkey has more hair?
A. The outside.
Q. If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do?
A. Pay him.
Q. If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A. Twenty after one!

Q. What do you call a Monkey in a tree?
A. A Branch Manager!!!

Frequently Asked Questions about Monkeys

Q: What do monkeys do?
A: Monkeys always copy what other people do.

Q: Do monkeys exist on the internet?
A: It was known that monkeys do roam around on the internet. However, instead of copying, they do pasting jobs as well. And cursing. And cursing. And more cursing.
Q: What is so bad about having monkeys around?
A: They stole from the others. But when the others stole from them, they cursed and cursed like there’s no tomorrow. As if the things stolen were theirs at the first place. They usually gather in a troop. There is usually a monkey king, the leader of the troop. Other monkeys lick their king’s butt all the time. Generally, they are easily irritated. As commonly known, they always think they are the smartest living organisms in the world wide web.
Q: Hmm… but are you a monkey too?
A: I’m not. To study their behaviour, I had to imitate them. Or you can call me Robin Hood if you want to.
Q: What if you get caught by their monkey king?
A: I’m well prepared. I’ve got my own plan; to remain calm and anonymous. =) And a group of people to support me. Many thanks to my research team.
Q: Come on! Come on! Tell me where the monkeys usually hang out on the internet?! I want to know!
A: Surprise! They are everywhere….and easily recognisable! So worry not about finding them, they will find you instead! (and they’ll find me too…sob sob)….

Have a great monkey day!

No comments:

Related Posts with Thumbnails