A young man went to the doctor and said that he wanted to get married but he was worried about the small size of his member.
The doctor advise him to go and stay on a farm. Dip his member in a milk several times a day and get sucked by goats.
Some month later when they meet in the street, the doctor ask the fellow -
" How is your marriages...???
"Eh, doctor I didn't get married, I bought the goat instead..."