Work Like Prostitute

Do you feel any from the list?

1. You work weird (night) shifts... Just like a prostitute.
2. They pay you to make the client happy...Just like a prostitute.
3. Client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute.
5. Friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people insame profession as you...Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...Just like a prostitute.
8. Client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." Just like a prostitute....
    

I felt the list 5 out of 10... :(

10 Important Things

1. No Breakfast
   People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overeating
   It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
   It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
   Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
   The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation
   Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping
   Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
   Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
   Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely
    Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
    

The Doctor's Advise

A young man went to the doctor and said that he wanted to get married but he was worried about the small size of his member.
The doctor advise him to go and stay on a farm. Dip his member in a milk several times a day and get sucked by goats.
Some month later when they meet in the street, the doctor ask the fellow -
" How is your marriages...???
"Eh, doctor I didn't get married, I bought the goat instead..."

technorati tags: adult, adult+humor, humor, jokes, funny

Lost Puppy

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help. Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.


Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. She then noticed the back door was open.

She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned.
She says it's like I can still hear him calling for me to come rescue him.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP

Tuzki Video Series 3 - 兔斯基工作记 (Tuzki - Master of the Mobile Office)

This one also an ad for Motorola.


If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.

Tuzki Video Series 3 - （兔斯基）Offical Flash！

If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.

LaTeRaL tHiNkInG

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . . man
Q1. ---------
board


Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
Q2. ------------
i




Ans. = I understand



OK . . .
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/






Ans. = reading between the lines





Q4. r
road
a
d




Ans. = cross road


Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.




Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle







Ans. = tricycle


Not easy to figure out ha!






0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.








Ans. = two degrees below zero



C'mon give it a little thought! !




knee
Q7. ------------
light








Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet











Ans. = six feet underground



Oh no, not again ! !






Q9. he's X himself







Ans. = he's by himself



Now u messing up big time.




Q10. ecnalg







Ans. = backward glance


Not even close! !




Q11. death ..... life








Ans. = life after death


Okay last chance ..................

Q12. THINK








Ans. = think big ! !




And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...




Ans. = long time no 'C' ..................................................

Tuzki Video Series 2 - Tuzki Playing The Piano

If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.

Meet Rabbit Tuzki - updated

1.<HUNGRY>

2.<MILK>

3.<ALONE>

5.<PARTNER>

This funny character is rabbit tuzki originally created by momo. I like it, so funny ;)

Tuzki (Chinese: 兔斯基; pinyin: Tùsījī) is a popular illustrated rabbit, created by Wang Momo of the Beijing Broadcasting Institute. Featured in a variety of emoticons, her character has become popular with QQ and MSN users and also an internet idol. Tuzki also appeared on Motorola ads to promote their smart phone.

technorati tags: rabbit, Tuzki, emoticon, funny+pictures, funny, humor

The Most Beautiful Passport In India - Aishwarya Rai

And the most beautiful passport in India belongs to Aishwarya Rai.

If you don't know who she is, here's a recap:

Aishwarya Rai is an internationally renowned Indian actress. Before starting her acting career, she worked as a model, and gained fame after winning the Miss World contest in 1994. Often acclaimed as the most beautiful woman in the world, she also has appeared on several Hollywood movies and the coming up The Pink Panther Deux movie.

Tuzki Video Series 1 - Tuzki Explorer

I think this one is an ad from Motorola.

If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted

Don't get trick with those magazines.... See how they get all those model looks.

A-Z about life

Life is just like an Apple.

An apple has many kind of taste.

Life is just like a Balloon.

If we want the balloon fly high to the sky, we have to give some air into it.

Sometimes life is just like a Crocodile.

Crocodile is a wild or cruel animal. And if we want to tame it, we need some expertise.

There’s absolutely a Dream in this life.

If you truly believe in your (make sense) dreams, you can achieve it one day. Everything in this life can be (simply) started by any dream.

Life is just like an Eye

We have to take care of our eyes carefully. If we don’t do that, maybe we will face some problems with our eyes. Maybe we can’t see any object clearly. And if that happens, we need some seeing aid tools to correct our sight.

Life is just like Flowers

Flowers have various scents.

Life is just like a Glass.

If we aren’t careful bringing a glass, maybe the glass will fall down and finally it will be broken.

Life is just like a House.

We have to take care of our houses, so it will be more long lasting.

Life is just like an Illusion

An illusion is not eternal. It appears for a few seconds only.

Life is just like a Jungle

There are many things in a jungle. When we are in a jungle we have to be careful and struggle in order to stay alive.

Life is just like a Kite

There are some factors we need to make a kite fly high to the sky. We need the air, a balance-form of the kite, etc.

Life is just like a Lamp

Lamp gives light. We need light so we can see objects.

Life is just like Money

Money is valuable.

Life is just like Numbers

With a right calculation we can get a right result of numbers calculation.

Life is juts like an Orchestra

An Orchestra can make us feel so comfortable, peace, etc. There are some interesting musics or sounds.

Life is juts like a Piano

Piano has 8 octave. Although there’s 1 tone or pitch broken, but we can still play a great symphony.

Life is just like a Quest

Sometimes we can assume a life is just like a Quest (maybe to find treasures) we play.

Life is just like a Rainbow

Rainbow is beautiful, has some colors.

Life needs Sacrifice

Sometimes in our lifes, we need sacrifice.

Life is Temporary

Life is not eternal.

Life is just like an Umbrella

An umbrella can protect us from the rain or the sun light.

Life is just like Vitamins

Vitamins make us healthier and stronger.

Life is just like a Wind

Wind is not static, always move around.

Life is just like a X’mas

When X’mas comes, we feel the world around us is brighter, becomes more cheerful, many songs are played. Children are playing around, smiling, and waiting for any gift.

In life we know ‘Young’-age

We must not waste our young-age. So we have to use our young-age as well as possible.

In our life we need Zest

Zest will give us more spirit and more strength.

South Park Mac vs. PC vs Linux too...

Find out who wins at this fight :P

More to Know About Your Type of Cat

The House Cat
The HipHop Cat
The Metal Cats
The Stevie Wonder Cat

The Stoner Rocker Cat
The Techno Cat
The iCat

What Kind of Dessert Are You?

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU! (Sorry you can only pick one)

OK - Now that you’ve made your choice, scroll down to see what research says about you!

• ANGEL FOOD CAKE … Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.
• BROWNIES… You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of under dogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
• LEMON MERINGUE… Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.
• VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING… Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
• STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE… Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.
• CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE… Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside.Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
• ICE CREAM… You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don’t like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
• CARROT CAKE… You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
  

DON’T FORGET PUT YOUR CHOICE OF DESSERT IN SUBJECT BOX ABOVE BEFORE YOU FORWARD!