How to marry a rich guy - Fantastic reply from a financial person

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here.
I' m 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high.
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ), $250k annual
income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I 've met a few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here 's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you 're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty " and "money " Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can 't be prettier year after

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.

It ' s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a " trading position".

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ... same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or " lease" .

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.

This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps.

If you are interested in " leasing" services, do contact me signed,
J.P. Morgan

Note: JP Morgan is leading financial services firm with global scale and reach.

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Anonymous said...

Is this mean that rich guys only serve the "leasing" service" for the rest of their life? Any rich guys want to answer that? :P

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Anonymous said...

One problem with your situation is that by the time a guy has acquired an income of $500k per year, he has also acquired knowledge and experience, and is therefore unlikely to fall into the trap of marrying some cute lady who wants his money. He has been with other "cute" women and knows he can always get more, so the one he will marry must have more than good looks. Plus, he's probably already been through a divorce and the domestic relations courts, which are simply a means to transfer money from men to women. Or at least, he knows other men who have been. Therefore, he's not going to fall into that trap again. Smart men know that they always lose child custody and always are the ones who have to pay child support and alimony, almost never women. So, the results of greed of previous generations of women are now working against you. If you find a guy gullible enough to marry someone who wants his money, he also won't be smart enough to be earning big money. The rich guys with average-looking wives probably married them long before they were rich, and their wives were instrumental in helping achieve the success of the family, not just the guy. And these wives stuck with their husbands through thick and thin. And now you'd just like to come along and cherry-pick their earnings, thank you very much? Don't bet on it.

retsu782000 said...

Well.. that maybe true in logic, but you can always see rich man who screwing around or even married to girl that obviously did it only for the money. Like Anna Nicole Smith :P

Anonymous said...

Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.

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