IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

  • Maternity leave would last two years... With full pay.
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until
    toilet trained.
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  • They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
  • They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
  • Women would rule the world!!


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