Can be prepared 20 years ahead.

1 hard-skinned hubby
1 comfortable sofa

1 TV remote control
6 pack of beer
1 packet chips (crisps)
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nacho
1 melted cheese sandwich
15 years patience
Lifetime of loving care
1 ounce of resignation


Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased
And comfortable sofa and leave to set (probably will
Take length of one sport show), remove from family
Room and bring to kitchen to finish filling.

Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog,
Nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray. Add six
Pack of beer slowly (to avoid excess gas), bind with a
Lot of patience, loving care and resignation. Be
Careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in
Front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the
Screen and leave to solidify indefinitely.

Head back to your computer and have a marvellous time
Chatting with your online friends UNDISTURBED!!! (Or,

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