- Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
- Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
- Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
- Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.
- Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
- Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly
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