Marriage Quotes

- Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

- Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

- Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

- Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

- Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly

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