this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have j ust been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.


This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to
a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Oh, and before we forget


…it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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