Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not experienced either, spent all his time working in his father's
On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting,
juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69″.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries…
"You want…chicken wiff broccori?"