Social Security Applicant
The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign up for social security.
She says, 'You can't do that, you lost your birth certificate.'
He says, 'Oh I'll talk them into it.'
So when he returns the next day, he is all smiles and says, 'I'm all signed up and no problems.'
' Well, how did you do that?' she asks.
He replies, 'I took off my shirt and showed her all the gray hair on my chest, and showed her all the gray hair on my head.'
The wife states, 'Well, why didn't you drop your pants, we could have gotten disability.'
She says, 'You can't do that, you lost your birth certificate.'
He says, 'Oh I'll talk them into it.'
So when he returns the next day, he is all smiles and says, 'I'm all signed up and no problems.'
' Well, how did you do that?' she asks.
He replies, 'I took off my shirt and showed her all the gray hair on my chest, and showed her all the gray hair on my head.'
The wife states, 'Well, why didn't you drop your pants, we could have gotten disability.'
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along Side
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'.
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?).
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along Side
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'.
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?).
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent
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