Cousin Jack Falls Apart

One friend was talking with another friend about his cousin who recently passed away. "By the time cousin Jack died he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm."
"Where did they burry him?'"

"Duh - they didn't bury him, he was recycled!"

IT Practician' s Twin Childen

This is why IT people like reusable item... :))

Career Growth Meter Through Your Stomach

Interesting isn't it? The bigger the salary the bigger size of stomach you get :))